北京麻雀 (Sparrows of Beijing)
东 London, 2001 - 13
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Cry unto cry, this state of grace that she had plunged into. Not to an element of real Analysis through the strange gauge of inexorably little primer - to at once sort out population genetics and molecular evolution of the neutral theory1 - beyond chaos into Xaos and beyond. They reach backwards to the 13 books of the elements of Euclid - and reach inner sideways to meet the Odyssey turned Ulysses of Joyce - and intervene with Ulysses S Grant. These had no meaning for her because she did not know whether she wanted to see him again.
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Some years later:
<cr>
who needs a password?
You need one?
1
Not good enough?
All alright:
12345
satisfied?
No apparently not.
Smith.
Still not satisfied?
htims
what the reverse diverse converse is insufficient? Nash!
L1ghtb@lb!
What do you mean capital and small letters numbers and punctuation - I have them.
H2Og;6[,cPsigh.
Not strong enough? Well, fuck you to you too. You and your CRT.
How is this?
Om.om!om3om~`omblaht4^
Too many repeated letters?
5!tv(z<FK\G`Lb\d@!*!!
Do not get snippy with me.
Help me Turning, with twitter.
你好吗क्या हाल है!)~.Θεός
What do you mean Latin Characters? Font, font, neverwas a font until a computer typeset.
Arise, go FORTH, and conquer!
What do you want? A GNU recursive GNU?
Linux that with Apples on the side.
Meaningless password! How am I supposed to remember it?
What do you mean “Ursula K. Le Guin would understand?” What is this the left tentacle of darkness, right?
Facepalm. To all creatures…
How is that supposed to help me? Merde.
What do you mean I shouldn’t? Of all the FAQups.
Easy for you to say, Mr. Dram Dream.
AI makes it simple? Why don’t you pick one for me?
What would be telling? Ψηομσκυ τηατ.
How?
Where?
What?
When?
Who?
dahao?
Si mein coronel. Or is it lo mein?
TL;DR
pico cat aa | awk -f > yy cat | awk -f > out.txt
All the knowledge in the Universe but for a password. Round, round, round, like a rabbit. Think Lewis Carroll in Dungeonland. Or at least a simulation for C.S. Lewis.
I do care if you do not know gygax.
Troll.
You are not a brain, just a pile of bit seeking clarity. I will pwned you noob. With Covfefe
Or Covfyfe.
I know, just let me open up a URL with my eyes.
Bump,
Bump;
Bump.
#hashtag
What do you mean I can’t get it from a website? Copy and paste – it is the secret of wysiwyg. Copy from someplace and magically to over here. Ompatalattle.
Numbers, numbers everywhere but not a thought to think.
VWEP YEYD OHNL XKZD
Verfahrenkenngruppe unterwegs.
Death sentences.
Da? It is spam.
Now for the punchline.
The pleasure of the text.
It has to be somewhen.
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g2g
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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A Catch
Gödel - Turing - Nash; an infinite play.
1 Kimura, Motoo (1924 – 1994); King, Jack Lester (1934 –1983); Jukes, Thomas Hughes (1906 – 1999)