Poem on the Ouster of the Jester

Poem on a Prompt on Kevin McCarthy

Pump up the volume, Pump up the volume, Pump up the volume.

This must be the greatest new story of the year.

I wanna say this to the television audience:

maybe they'd be happy for a while

I am not a crook.

Bring it on!

Follow the L3ader.

I wanna say this to the television audience:

Crooks and the Commies.

If the phants do it, it is not a crime.

Breakdown.

Rhythm of the news.

That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Ya can’t touch this.

In my years of public service.

Brother and sisters!

Bring it on!

I wanna say this to the television audience:

With no expletives deleted,

Pump up the volume!

I am not a crook.

Mars!

There is a hurricane coming for not keeping you’re promises.

Genetic phoretic

Put the needle on the record.

Pump up the volume!

So bye-bye Mrs. American Pie.

And in the news, we have to report:

Drumroll.